And I am telling you, HIVE MIND, you have a very short period of time to put on a Dr. Zaius mask and record yourself reading Twain before I THROW THIS TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
Don’t let this be another “Ferret Skeleton at the Chateau Marmont” moment.
Capuchin Monkey Dishwasher of the Day: At a monkey sanctuary in El Chapar, Bolivia, Pete and his sidekick Pea do the dishes.
Louis Dumas, who spent time at the sanctuary helping reintroduce monkeys into the wild, says: “Pete had been observing me washing the pots for a few days before he took over and began completely and perfectly imitating me!”