Mike Meltzer

calamityjon:

Aquaman, King of the Secret Seas & The Trinity of Super-Heroes

I like to imagine Bat-Man is describing the flaky, buttery crust on a pie he tried last night.

“I’m not even a pie guy, but Robin asks me, he goes ‘are you hungry?’ and I’m like ‘yeah, but I’m probably just going to go back to the batcave and have a sandwich or something’ and he goes ‘well there’s this pie place real close to here, they have a cranberry apple rhubarb that is amazing’ and I’m like ‘I’m not even really a sweets guy though’ and he says ‘it’s really not that sweet, and the crust is amazing’ and I’m like ‘well okay I’ll give it a try’  right? And so we go and it’s this cute little place that’s all made up like a diner from the fifties? And the waitress is like ‘what’ll you have?’ and Robin’s like ‘two cranberry apple rhubarbs and a couple glasses of milk’ and really he was right the crust was amazing, just buttery and flaky. Like, I didn’t even really need the pie I could have just eaten a big bowl of that pie crust, haha, can you imagine? Anyway it’s really good we should all go next time you’re in Gotham.”

“What am I saying, we have a teleporter, we can go right now! You wanna?”

Bat-Man.