Mike Meltzer

areasofmyexpertise:

Courtesy @jmsvst here is a static of Dr. Zaius as Mark Twain.

IMPRESSIVE, but NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 

I am looking for a MOVING IMAGE. 

And I am telling you, HIVE MIND, you have a very short period of time to put on a Dr. Zaius mask and record yourself reading Twain before I THROW THIS TO THE PROFESSIONALS. 

Don’t let this be another “Ferret Skeleton at the Chateau Marmont” moment. 

THAT IS ALL 

(…is still HALF PRICE)