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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 30, 2011

Starry Starry Nyan Cat

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 28, 2011

My other ride can get to warp 9.

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 28, 2011

This is why Home Alone 2 wouldn’t happen anymore.

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 28, 2011

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 25, 2011

nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

Muppet Family Christmas!

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 25, 2011

Santa REALLY knows how to party!

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 20, 2011

areasofmyexpertise:

Courtesy @jmsvst here is a static of Dr. Zaius as Mark Twain.

IMPRESSIVE, but NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 

I am looking for a MOVING IMAGE. 

And I am telling you, HIVE MIND, you have a very short period of time to put on a Dr. Zaius mask and record yourself reading Twain before I THROW THIS TO THE PROFESSIONALS. 

Don’t let this be another “Ferret Skeleton at the Chateau Marmont” moment. 

THAT IS ALL 

(…is still HALF PRICE)

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 19, 2011

thedailywhat:

Capuchin Monkey Dishwasher of the Day: At a monkey sanctuary in El Chapar, Bolivia, Pete and his sidekick Pea do the dishes.

Louis Dumas, who spent time at the sanctuary helping reintroduce monkeys into the wild, says: “Pete had been observing me washing the pots for a few days before he took over and began completely and perfectly imitating me!”

[boingboing.]

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 19, 2011

Today’s plans:

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Posted by Mike Meltzer on December 19, 2011

Why I hate Newt Gingrich.

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